Currently Watching Spellbound see related

Well today was the last straw with that fucking whore Marissa.  I was at the IMA on the eliptical machine minding my own buisness and watching the Laker game.  I was on my cool down and the was less than a minute left in the game. My plan was to finish watching the game and then I would be done, it would take less than 3 minutes.  That couldn't happen though could it.  And I will admitt, I am to blame for part of the following.  I made the choice to get on the machine that I know Marissa thinks is hers.  I made that choice in the hopes of irritating her bc I hate that skank ass bitch.  I more than succeeded.  Marissa showed up and saw me on her machine.  I saw her coming and watched her facial expression turn into a wicked frown.  She came up behind me and I pretended not to notice her.  She tapped me on my shoulder and said "I see your on your cool down so you've been on this machine over 24 minutes and I'm waiting so your time is up."  I looked at her and said "Well there are two machines available right over there and if they aren't good enough I only have 3 minutes left and you are free to wait for me to finish."  I then immediately put my headphones back on and went back to watching the game now in the final 30 seconds.  She tapped me again and I refused to turn around.  This is when that cunt (I'm sorry I hate that word and I NEVER use it but this time it is more than nessaccary) pushed me.  I fell off the machine and tons of people started starring.  I was extremely taken off guard.  I didn't know what to say.  She then got on the machine and dropped my Nalgene and headphones on top of me.  I remained calm.  I didn't say a word.  I had gotten my full work out in and I was ready to go home.  I picked up my headphones and Nalgene and replied "Why thank you for your assistance, I know I could have never gotten off the machine without you.  You're really too kind."  She didn't say anything but smirk.  I walked out of the room and went to the water fountain where I filled my Nalgene to the brim.  I then walked back into the main room and behind Marissa to where I knew she didn't see me coming.  I opened my Nalgene and splashed its whole contents onto her.  She freaked out and all I said was "I wanted to repay you for your help a few moments ago, you looked so hot and sweaty I thought you would want some help cooling off.  I actually got quite a few applaudes.  I was ready. I was anticipating a full on brawl and I knew I could take that skinny ass bitch.  To my surprise she said nothing she just got off the machine and walked away. 

I'm sure this isn't the last chapter in April and Marissa story book but it is definately the best by far.

Currently Watching Blood Sisters of Lesbian Sin By Alisa Christensen see related

Well I don't really feel like typing anything.  Well I did just get home from a booty call but thats all I have to say about that.

Currently Playing Old 97's/Funland By Old 97's, Funland see related

- Time Bomb

Well lets all celebrate Geoff has mailed me the lease so the house is unofficially ours!

So Dan, Alexis, Kris and I all went to the IMA on Friday.  After working out we got into Ecto 1 (the pathfinder) and were driving away.  A pedestrian was walking across the street through the crosswalk so naturally Dan stopped the vehicle.  From the right a red car came flying up and cut in front of us, completely ignoring the pedestrian.  Alexis honked the horn for Dan and the bitch had the nerve to turn around and flip us off, Alexis and I returned the gesture and this is when I realized that the whore in the car was Marissa.  Oh yea that skank has got it coming.

Well that is that for now.

Currently Playing Leaving Through The Window By Something Corporate see related

- Punk Rock Princess

Today was another semi-productive day.  I say semi bc I skipped class and work but I made it to the IMA and to see the house again.  50% ain't bad since I grade on a loose curve.

I've only been to work once since the afternoon I spent with Eric and I have since successfully avoided him.  I think he's finally given up on me since I didn't return any of his phone calls.  Its for the best.  Ryan on the other hand, I think I'll string along for a while.  Its not really stringing along we've been able to have a successful fwb relationship before so I figure I might as well give it a whirl again.  And anyways I get to run it on my terms.  I call him when I want or answer his calls when I feel like it.  There are never any hurt feelings.

I have now decided that Marissa has become my Arch-Nemisis.  I just can't even stand looking at her, I just want to spit on her and laugh and I am not by nature a mean person.  Nothing particularly dramatic happened today except for the fact that she was there.

Well I'm sleepy and I have to get up early for my new work schedule.  So I am off to sleep.

Currently Watching Kill Bill, Volume 1 By Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, Daryl Hannah, David Carradine, Michael Madsen see related

Well today is the big day; most of the other people involved in the-finding-a-house-project are going to go look at the most amazing college mansion ever. Hopefully it goes well, I really want to live there.

Today I'm pretty busy I'm going to work from 2-5, then going up to the house to see it again with everyone else. Then I'm off to the IMA and then finally I'll eat some dinner.

nd right now my keyboard is fucked up for some reason. It will not let me type two of the same letters in a row without typing one and then arrowing ahead a space and then arrowing back to type the second one.  I am also only allowed to back space one space behind, if I messed up on two letters I have to highlight them and then hit backspace. WHAT THE FUCK! It's probably Mitchel's fault he's always lying on the keyboard. I guess I can try restarting but I don't think that will do anything.

I'm attempting to be a regular at the IMA. So far so good. Except for the fact that there is this one bitchy girl who always seems to be there. This much I know: her name is Marissa (I heard someone say hi to her), she is also the most anerexic looking person I've ever seen, and really not all that attractive, and she seems to be as dumb as a post. Now why do I hate her must you ask? Well first of all I went to use an eliptical machine the other day and I chose the one next to her bc it had the best view of the tv and she asked me to move down one bc she liked to have two empty machines next to her. Being a nice person and more concerned with my headphones than the tv I agreed but found it very odd. Another time I was waiting for the assisted pull-up machine and when the person using it got off Marissa came out of nowhere and cut in front of me. I politly told her I was next but she replied "oh, well I didn't see you there and I've been waiting longer by using the rest of the equipment, so really it is my turn."  Fucking HO. The war is on.

Well time to get ready for work and hopefully fix my keyboard to some degree.